It never ceases to amaze me how the public is semi-aware that these big chain retailers and designers use unfair and inhumane practices in creating their clothing via sweatshops, and we STILL buy from them. I think that’s why it makes it hard for us to call out celebrities who land multi-million dollar contracts [...]
Jul 3, 2012
Pursed Lips: When ‘Caping’ Goes Wrong.
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So yeah, I don’t watch the EBT Awards; never have really except for one or twice. But I heard it was a rachet mess as usual. Fed, you’re lucky you’ve been busy lately, because I honestly think your tolerance level for bacoonery this summer will be at an all time low as you climb up [...]
May 2, 2012
When PR Means Phony Rhetoric: Beyonce’s Discusses The “Miracle” Of Birth Edition
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Beyshameless was bought crowned People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Woman In The World for their annual celebrity vanity contest edition. I’m not exactly sure about all of that, but whatever. The real news is that Clown has finally opened up about her “many hours of labor” and how she was completely “connected” to her body and more [...]
Apr 16, 2012
When PR Means Phony Rhetoric: The “PDA Ain’t MIA In Our Love” Edition
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Rehabbers. What is wrong with THIS picture? And this… And THIS??? Doest my eyes deceiveth me? You know, someone is scurrred in the Knowless-Cartel camp for them to have pull out some PDA and Humps actually helping Bey over his storage leak. These two have been out almost every night this past week, leaving [...]
Feb 1, 2012
WTF? Files: DisGRACEland Pt. 2
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The man behind the plan As I reported yesterday, Rehabbers, the city of Houston may be getting a monument of fakeness in the form of BeyAllAboutMe. The article spoke of two men behind the project, a Marcus Mitchell and Stephen White, who run a multifaceted company named Armdeonce Ventures. They’re seeking help from “donors” to make [...]
Dec 22, 2011
Pursed Lips: A Tale Of Two Beyoncés
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Well, Rehabbers, I’m not really sure what’s going on at this point with Beybumpless and I”m not gong to rehash to much what’s been said a million times on this blog, but the conspiracy rumours start new this week when Bey Bey (flew?) followed her hubby to Vancouver for his tour, because you know he doesn’t [...]
Dec 13, 2011
A Spin Cycle So Intense It Puts GE And Kenmore To Shame
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Rehabbers, first I would just to say a thank you to all the wonderful comments posted on our B-day celebration this past Saturday. Having members like you is one of the reasons why I wanted to join this blog in the first place. And you just rock it out constantly with thoughtful, well mannered, and [...]
Oct 15, 2011
Pimping The Propaganda: The “See? I’se Be Pregnant Fah Rill” Edition
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In Clown B.’s world nothing says “I’ll show’em all!” more than strolling out in public on a rainy Friday in the Big Apple wearing one of the fugliest dresses ever. Of course, it’s tight, and revealing with that curtain looking material leaving no room left to the imagination that she is indeed preggers. Right. The [...]
Oct 10, 2011
The Backlash.:When The Chickens Come Home To Countdown
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You know what is delicious’? Granny Smith Apples plucked fresh off the tree and nice cup of hot tea. Two sugars and lemon for me, claro. But what’s even more delicious is justice while you enjoy those two little treasures that come from the earth. . Today Rehabbers, and really this weekend was a great [...]
Sep 26, 2011
Pursed Lips: If You Dream It, A Magic Bump Will Come…
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Bey Bey has added a new role to her plethora of outstanding credits and that is psychic dreamer. Yes, this story line has officially jumped the shark and One Life To Live wants their plot back. A stunning and glowing Beyonce stepped out in New York on Wednesday to launch her new fragrance, Beyonce Pulse. [...]
Sep 22, 2011
A Record Label Cannot Run On Swaggerjacking Alone
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Rehabbers, my lovelies, I saw this piece of crap on the Huffington Post and I really wanted to pull my hair out, but seeing how in a fit of emotional despair, I chopped 95% of it off at the beginning of June, I decided to do some MAJAH eye rolling and teeth sucking instead. It’s growing in [...]
Aug 19, 2011
Pimping The Propaganda
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Rehabbers, I apologize for my lack of posts yesterday, but I had a family emergency and was not able to get back in time to put anything up, but I hope today makes up for it! Beygonece is at it again. Trying to fake the 4flop, home girl has posted a behind the scenes look, [...]
Aug 16, 2011
The Three Rs: Rehash, Recycle, Repeat
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Greasy is as greasy does… Photo Source Wow, Beyoncé is really showing what happens when you let your album speak for itself with little to no promotion. In yet another magazine cover, this time InStyle, Bey Bey is yapping her flap about the same old same old and hilariously contradicting herself while doing it. [...]
Aug 15, 2011
The Fakeness: Decoding The Mystic Kool-Aid Pt. 1
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Good evening Rehabbers: This weekend was a special one FOUR Beyoncé’s 3,200 minus 800 fans who rolled in like packed sardines to see their Lady of Lies cast an unFOURgettable spell with her echo-machine laced shrilling from her new album 4lop. What has been initially reported as a night where the Queen of Schemes would sing her [...]
Aug 15, 2011
When 22 Seconds Is Still Not Enough
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Rehabbers, let’s give a hand to Greg who not only brings the tea to us, but who has an awesome Facebook page that is dedicated to shedding the truth about the Weaved One. Greg provided a link that pretty much confirms what we already knew about Beymonster and Co: that they are liars and thieves. [...]