Before people get the wrong idea, understand this is not a protest against gun control or keeping Americans safe. I believe that there should always be strict laws when it comes to carrying a deadly weapon. But I also believe in the second amendment. After all, it was what kept my gradfather and his family [...]
Aug 16, 2012
Mouth Piece Weekly
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I highly doubt BeyAllAboutCharity-despite a self-professed claim that she does it all-is capable of speaking for herself. I mean, even Kristen Stewart gave her own crappy public apology regarding her affair with her boss. But this week, the Knowless-Cartel completely failed once again in proving a detractor wrong in regards to OG Harry Belanfonte taking [...]
Jul 19, 2012
Fool Me Once Shame On You…Fool Me Twice…
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You know I almost forgot who we were dealing with here and I couldn’t for the life of my figure out why I was so compelled to try to be fair and give BeyPomowhore a chance. I thought that with her growing into motherhood that she would at least stop SOME of the fuckery. I [...]
Jun 18, 2012
This Week In Phony Rhetoric: The Uncle Tom’s Redux Edition
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To get us all caught up on some things DR watched but didn’t report, I thought it was high time we do a roll call of some of the absurd and disturbing news we’ve seen involving some of our favorite clowns. Retractin’ Captain So, remember how we were all outraged when Goopy tweeted the N-word [...]
May 7, 2012
Oh Not He Didn’t: NY Post Journalist Slams Jay-Z.
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The media is so trying to stir up racial disharmony with its race baiting stories on Trayvon Martin and basically any other event they can think to put a spin on so that we can all have another Civil War. I see what you’re doing “Elites”, but you know I’m not falling for it. In [...]
May 4, 2012
Two For One: Friday Foto Fuckery /Tea Spill
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As it all begins to crumble, a suddenly private couple become very show-y about their love. Starlet took to her tumblr to post recent photos of her new necklace that says BLUE in gaudy block print. But she also has some photos of her and Humps weirdly intertwining their legs at that basketball game they [...]
May 2, 2012
When PR Means Phony Rhetoric: Beyonce’s Discusses The “Miracle” Of Birth Edition
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Beyshameless was bought crowned People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Woman In The World for their annual celebrity vanity contest edition. I’m not exactly sure about all of that, but whatever. The real news is that Clown has finally opened up about her “many hours of labor” and how she was completely “connected” to her body and more [...]
Apr 16, 2012
When PR Means Phony Rhetoric: The “PDA Ain’t MIA In Our Love” Edition
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Rehabbers. What is wrong with THIS picture? And this… And THIS??? Doest my eyes deceiveth me? You know, someone is scurrred in the Knowless-Cartel camp for them to have pull out some PDA and Humps actually helping Bey over his storage leak. These two have been out almost every night this past week, leaving [...]
Apr 12, 2012
When PR Means Photo Re-Image: The “See? She’s Real!” Edition
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Honestly, Rehabbers, I think that we should just thank Beyoncé for digging her own grave. Seriously? First, it’s all about covering the baby out in public so no one sees her, then when everyone starts questioning her motives and the validity of the child, they come out with this pic of her just all out [...]
Apr 5, 2012
When PR Means Phony Rhetoric: The “Tumblring Towards Phuckery” Edition?
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Do you music fans like what I did up there? Bonus points if you can name the album I am referencing. By now, we’ve heard from Clown B. herself that she: a) Doesn’t use the internet, until she contradicted herself by swaggerjacking her entire career from 2005-present from Youtube gems and claiming to love online [...]
Feb 29, 2012
When PR Means Phony Rhetoric: The Only Woman In The World To Breastfeed Her Baby Edition
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In further attempts to quell rumours that Yodel conceived and to hush the murmurs of potato sacks in Baby Bjorns, US Weekly told us all about how awesome Bey was for breastfeeding her Blue Ivy in a public restaurant. Count Beyonce Knowles among the millions of mothers worldwide who are proud to breastfeed their children out in [...]
Feb 16, 2012
When PR Means Phony Rhetoric: The Stay At Home Mom While Working Edition
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For many of us in the real world, maternity leave is not always an option. I myself had no choice but to go back to work a few days after having my second son. There was a lot of reasons why I had to, none of which I want to talk about at the moment [...]
Jan 28, 2012
When PR Means Phony Rhetoric: The B.I.C. Edition
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This Week in Phony Rhetoric was all about Baby B.I.C. and you know it was as full of it as one of Camel’s humps on a dry day in the desert. As Andi discussed, Oprah was reported by a “source” to be considered as a godmother to little Blue Ivy. But Lady O’s BFF, Gayle [...]
Dec 22, 2011
Pursed Lips: A Tale Of Two Beyoncés
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Well, Rehabbers, I’m not really sure what’s going on at this point with Beybumpless and I”m not gong to rehash to much what’s been said a million times on this blog, but the conspiracy rumours start new this week when Bey Bey (flew?) followed her hubby to Vancouver for his tour, because you know he doesn’t [...]
Nov 2, 2011
Pursed Lips: The “Derailing Your Destiny” Edition
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We have talked about Kelly Rowland’s inability to shine without propping and pimping BeyAllAboutMe. We have discussed her recent decisions to use to promote her talents. But since she still couldn’t reach the brass bar, I hoped that she was starting to learn when she cashed in on her UK popularity to be a judge on the UK [...]