Before people get the wrong idea, understand this is not a protest against gun control or keeping Americans safe. I believe that there should always be strict laws when it comes to carrying a deadly weapon. But I also believe in the second amendment. After all, it was what kept my gradfather and his family [...]
May 2, 2012
When PR Means Phony Rhetoric: Beyonce’s Discusses The “Miracle” Of Birth Edition
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Beyshameless was bought crowned People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Woman In The World for their annual celebrity vanity contest edition. I’m not exactly sure about all of that, but whatever. The real news is that Clown has finally opened up about her “many hours of labor” and how she was completely “connected” to her body and more [...]
Feb 24, 2012
Pursed Lips: Digging A Hole In Your Popeyes’ Red Beans & Rice
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You know it’s sad when you have to pimp a pregnancy so hard while trying to act like you’re not. In a quest to will us to believe that Clown B. and her posse have a whole blurb put together about how she was 9 months pregnant and doing the photoshoot for the new House [...]
Feb 16, 2012
When PR Means Phony Rhetoric: The Stay At Home Mom While Working Edition
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For many of us in the real world, maternity leave is not always an option. I myself had no choice but to go back to work a few days after having my second son. There was a lot of reasons why I had to, none of which I want to talk about at the moment [...]
Dec 22, 2011
Tea Alert: When Medication Is The New Gestation
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To borrow Andi’s expression, “my soul almost lifted” when Rehabber Tiff007 dropped this tea on us. A blind item is alleging that Bey is taking Prednisone, as one of it’s side effects is weight gain., to sell the lie. BlindGossip] It’s coming down to the wire, folks! Just a few weeks to go. There’s one problem, though. [...]
Dec 22, 2011
Pursed Lips: A Tale Of Two Beyoncés
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Well, Rehabbers, I’m not really sure what’s going on at this point with Beybumpless and I”m not gong to rehash to much what’s been said a million times on this blog, but the conspiracy rumours start new this week when Bey Bey (flew?) followed her hubby to Vancouver for his tour, because you know he doesn’t [...]
Oct 15, 2011
Pimping The Propaganda: The “See? I’se Be Pregnant Fah Rill” Edition
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In Clown B.’s world nothing says “I’ll show’em all!” more than strolling out in public on a rainy Friday in the Big Apple wearing one of the fugliest dresses ever. Of course, it’s tight, and revealing with that curtain looking material leaving no room left to the imagination that she is indeed preggers. Right. The [...]
Oct 11, 2011
Swaggerjacker Beyonce Addresses ‘Countdown’ Video
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Rehabbers, I wanted to bring this statement to your attention. This trick is getting on my last nerve and it seems now she is force to do damage control. According to RWS, here is the statement: Beyonce released a statement addressing allegations by Belgian choreographer Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker that she stole her work… [...]
Oct 10, 2011
Tea Time Exculsive: Follow the Baby Bump (Lack There Of) Part 3…..
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Rehabbers, *Bring out your tea cups—because what I am about to pour into your cups is piping hot!* Before I begin, I first want to shout out the Rehabbers who brought this tea to my attention—- Ms Camms & Lopants923. Thank you guys for your hard work. SMH— where do I begin? *sighs* It [...]
Sep 26, 2011
Pursed Lips: If You Dream It, A Magic Bump Will Come…
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Bey Bey has added a new role to her plethora of outstanding credits and that is psychic dreamer. Yes, this story line has officially jumped the shark and One Life To Live wants their plot back. A stunning and glowing Beyonce stepped out in New York on Wednesday to launch her new fragrance, Beyonce Pulse. [...]
Sep 23, 2011
When PR Means Phony Rhetoric: The “I Never Use The Internet” Edition
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The title refers to Bey’s constant lie claiming that she never uses the internet, which we already know is a lie. Why? Because anytime something negative is said about Bey she almost immediately tries to rectify the BS with some pretty poo poo or let people know she’s not going anywhere. Beyaphomet sat down with [...]
Sep 12, 2011
When PR Means Phony Rhetoric: The Magic Bump Edition Pt. 2
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This weekend BeyJay were out and about in Tribeca strolling along holding hands and smiling. Together. I mean really? Now Jay isn’t walking five feet in front her? He’s looking happy? You don’t say. I wonder why that is? All that was missing in this picture was his wedding ring, and this would be so unreal. Instead it’s just unreal. [...]
Aug 15, 2011
The Fakeness: Decoding The Mystic Kool-Aid Pt. 1
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Good evening Rehabbers: This weekend was a special one FOUR Beyoncé’s 3,200 minus 800 fans who rolled in like packed sardines to see their Lady of Lies cast an unFOURgettable spell with her echo-machine laced shrilling from her new album 4lop. What has been initially reported as a night where the Queen of Schemes would sing her [...]
Aug 15, 2011
When 22 Seconds Is Still Not Enough
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Rehabbers, let’s give a hand to Greg who not only brings the tea to us, but who has an awesome Facebook page that is dedicated to shedding the truth about the Weaved One. Greg provided a link that pretty much confirms what we already knew about Beymonster and Co: that they are liars and thieves. [...]
Aug 13, 2011
WTF? Files: The Blind Leading the Blind
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Rehabbers as today is my Sabbath, I normally wouldn’t be posting so early, but since one of my children is home sick we didn’t make it to temple. I came across this glass of tea. So, apparently Queen Jay-Zina and his TRUE lady love Queen Kanyena decided to say another big [...]