Have a listen at Mrs. Carter’s newest track “Bow Down/I Been On”. I just want to remind you all that we told you weeks ago that an industry insider had told us that Yodel would be coming out as her “real self” this time around. Her music would be much darker and ratchet. Rehabbers, what [...]
Oct 22, 2012
Smirk Alert: What’s In A Name?
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Nothing makes a day better than knowing that celebrities and their souped up egos are deflated by the little guy. Sometimes you can win against their, “I can do whatever I want” mentality. And the same can be said for 1/2 of the Toilet Trio as BeyJay lost their battle to make B.I.C. Inc. [...]
Jul 3, 2012
Pursed Lips: When ‘Caping’ Goes Wrong.
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So yeah, I don’t watch the EBT Awards; never have really except for one or twice. But I heard it was a rachet mess as usual. Fed, you’re lucky you’ve been busy lately, because I honestly think your tolerance level for bacoonery this summer will be at an all time low as you climb up [...]
Apr 16, 2012
When PR Means Phony Rhetoric: The “PDA Ain’t MIA In Our Love” Edition
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Rehabbers. What is wrong with THIS picture? And this… And THIS??? Doest my eyes deceiveth me? You know, someone is scurrred in the Knowless-Cartel camp for them to have pull out some PDA and Humps actually helping Bey over his storage leak. These two have been out almost every night this past week, leaving [...]
Feb 10, 2012
Pursed Lips: When B.I.C. Becomes A Corporation
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As fake as the padding in her dress We all knew it was coming, so Rehabbers won’t be to shocked when they read this tea. Apparently it’s not enough that little Blue Ivy, the first child ever born on this earth and whose birth resulted in shutting down entire hospital floors, and barring peasants from [...]
Feb 7, 2012
Boobies R’ Us
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The Knowles-Carter’s are back in the swing of fuquery with their latest stunt: a concert for the Shawn Carter Scholarship Foundation. This is coming from a man who proudly brags about selling dope (to a beat), and a woman who infamously sang, “Who needs a degree when you’re schoolin’ life” (???). While I fully support [...]
Jan 28, 2012
When PR Means Phony Rhetoric: The B.I.C. Edition
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This Week in Phony Rhetoric was all about Baby B.I.C. and you know it was as full of it as one of Camel’s humps on a dry day in the desert. As Andi discussed, Oprah was reported by a “source” to be considered as a godmother to little Blue Ivy. But Lady O’s BFF, Gayle [...]
Dec 22, 2011
Tea Alert: When Medication Is The New Gestation
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To borrow Andi’s expression, “my soul almost lifted” when Rehabber Tiff007 dropped this tea on us. A blind item is alleging that Bey is taking Prednisone, as one of it’s side effects is weight gain., to sell the lie. BlindGossip] It’s coming down to the wire, folks! Just a few weeks to go. There’s one problem, though. [...]
Dec 22, 2011
Pursed Lips: A Tale Of Two Beyoncés
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Well, Rehabbers, I’m not really sure what’s going on at this point with Beybumpless and I”m not gong to rehash to much what’s been said a million times on this blog, but the conspiracy rumours start new this week when Bey Bey (flew?) followed her hubby to Vancouver for his tour, because you know he doesn’t [...]
Apr 25, 2011
>BeYodel & Joe the Camel Easter
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> Here is the original outfit by Marc Jacobs Rehabbers, Here are pictures of Beyonce and Jay z in Paris. They were heading for an Easter brunch yesterday at Fouquet’s Barrière in the City of Light. If you ask me, the outfit doesn’t look right on Beyonce. I can’t seem to put my finger on [...]
Apr 20, 2011
>Beyodel Sighting in Paris…….
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> Rehabbers, Is it me or do Jay z look like he wants to hide under a sand dune away from his wife. *blink bink* He looks like he doesn’t want to be around her. He looks so bored and almost embarrass to be with her. I wonder if this is a sign that Jay [...]
Feb 21, 2011
>Carter-Knowles Sighting at NBA All Star 2011 Game
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> Rehabbers, Well look what we have here… A camel finally got drag out of the desert to make his appearance on cue. *file nails* This is a recent sighting of Beyonce and Jay z at the NBA All star game this weekend. They were there with all of their celeb friends at the court [...]
Feb 15, 2011
>Trouble In Paradise? *Side Eye*
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> Rehabbers, Let me first start off by saying, that we are reporting a rumor that is floating around in the internet. There is no absolute solid evidence that the reported rumor is true for NOW! So we will keep tabs on the latest news and report to you as soon as we can get [...]
Jan 31, 2011
>Diddy's Inspiration: The Knowles-Carter Klan
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> Rehabbers, It appears that Diddy is a bit jealous of not getting the same attention in the love department as Beyonce & Jay-z ( side eye ). I am a bit skeptical to why all of a sudden there is so much talk about Jay z and Beyonce’s marriage? Why are they the only [...]
Jan 12, 2011
>Family Business & When Hair Gets Damaged Part 2
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> Rehabbers, Before I go to the second part of this story, let me address that TMZ has a story posted up yesterday that Jay-z’s mother Gloria Carter and his sister Andrea secretly invested in Buffalo Boss Wing place in Brooklyn. The top picture you see with the man that is next to Beyonce is [...]