It’s been one hell of a year for Kelly Rowland. There was: Nipplegate 2.0 Swaggerjacking accusations Dismal album sales Lots of the usual BeyButtKissing But then, I’m sure you all remember the drama that surrounded Kelly’s brief run on the X Factor. She was a judge there and seemed to be well received by the [...]
Jun 27, 2012
Breaking News: Was ‘Beyonce’ charged with Aggravated Assault?
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Rehabbers, It has been brought to my attention that back in November of 2007, someone named Beyonce Giselle Knowles (DOB: 09/04/1981) was charged with Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon in Harris County, TX (that’s Houston, FYI). The details are still under investigation, but some things just do not add up: SOURCE OF [...]
Jun 25, 2012
Bacoonery Alert: Fails From The Pit
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I guess being a N***a in Paris “for real” was just not enough for the Toilet Trio. This weekend past BeyJeyYe took their minstrel show to East London (which is a bit gritty no doubt according to some natives) for a Radio 1 Hackney Festival and Clown made a fool of her self trying to [...]
Jun 19, 2012
Decoding The Fraudery: Writer Claims Jay-Z Stole His Work
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So, a couple of years ago, Humps came out with that lame arse piece of poo called Decoded which was supposed to remind us inspite of him coming from the mean streets of Marcy Projects and poisoning his hood, he was super smart and super specially gifted with the flow of rhyme. It glosses over how [...]
Jun 18, 2012
This Week In Phony Rhetoric: The Uncle Tom’s Redux Edition
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To get us all caught up on some things DR watched but didn’t report, I thought it was high time we do a roll call of some of the absurd and disturbing news we’ve seen involving some of our favorite clowns. Retractin’ Captain So, remember how we were all outraged when Goopy tweeted the N-word [...]
Jun 18, 2012
Michelle Williams Has A New Label And Record On The Way
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Ugh, Rehabbers this past week was full of tears and buckets. My cousins graduated from high school and are off to be comes forces of nature, but in the midst of all the celebrating and crying on Wednesday I fell ill and could not even think without it hurting my head for four days. I [...]
Jun 12, 2012
Breaking News: Zimmerman’s Wife Arrested for Perjury
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Rehabbers, Sources have revealed to me that a court order has JUST been issued for Shellie Zimmerman’s arrest, for perjury. As you may recall, her husband, George Zimmerman has been accused of murdering Florida teen Trayvon Martin. The couple lied about monies made earlier this year from a pro-Zimmerman website, thereby landing Zimmerman back [...]
Jun 12, 2012
We Know You’re Lurking Knowless-Cartels….
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Rehabbers, I know I’m days late with this, but there is just a lot going on right now in the fams so I’m behind, BUT I’m looking to give you my undivided attention this summer. Anyway… So for the past few months, we’ve all been seeing Clown B. with B.I.C. Inc but thought it was [...]
Jun 11, 2012
Memory Lane Monday: The Class of 2012 Edition
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Good Monday Rehabbers, I thought that after a few months of all the hateful things we’ve endured we could use a little perspective. To the Class of 2012: Graduation is around the corner for many of our seniors (my cousin graduates this week!) and sometimes we get so caught up in the hoopla that is [...]
Jun 7, 2012
…Just Don’t Ever Call Them Your N***a Friends: Clown B’s BFF Gets A Reality Check
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How I missed this one I’ll never know, but apparently Gwyneth Paltrow and her BFF’s The Toilet Trio AKA BeyJayYe were all over Paris this past weekend to watch JayYe perform their music off of Watch The Toilet and Gwynnie felt she was so down with it all that she tweeted to the world this: Needless to say [...]
Jun 7, 2012
From Ninjas in Paris, With Love
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The web is in a tizzy over BeYodel’s bestie Gwenyth Paltrow’s recent tweet about Kanye and Camel’s tour. The willowly actress seems to have spent a bit too much time around these characters, given her use of the “N” word. Some feel enraged that she used the term (albeit loosely), while others see no [...]
Jun 4, 2012
Memory Lane Monday: Dionne Warwick
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I was doing some spring cleaning this weekend, my children and I dancing to some Pat Benetar, and immediately had flashbacks of the pending summer of 1989. I had just turned five and my mother and I were spending our usual weekend cleaning house and jamming to the massive record player/stereo system that sat in [...]