Technically, I’m not breaking my promise. I’m just saying, if you don’t get why people are confused, then you don’t want to get it. Beybumpless is looking nice and svelte for the cover of Glamour Paris. They’ve also messed with her face or something. That’s what I love about Bey’s covers: she never looks the same in any one photo.
Pregnant enough to talk about pending motherhood, but not pregnant enough to showcase it in a photoshoot and for the cover of a respectable beauty/fashion magazine.
IT’S 4:20 AM so I just can’t. I’ve got to get the cousins prepared for school.
If you have any clue at this point as to why it’s even worth keeping up the charade, clue me in.
But while I’m waiting, let’s get down to my favorite line of the entire interview.
As for her pregnancy eating regimen, Beyonce shared, “I’ve been really conscious [about food]. I’ve been trying my best not to lose control.”
Yes, because at the end of the day that’s all she cares about: not being fat. I guess her recent digestive outing at Buttermilk was one of her “oopsie” days.
Well, today (or tomorrow for you) could be the day so gird your loins folks.